making up for low grades with high calories
"you’ve been in your room on that computer all day, come down stairs and spen-"
This picture is in time with the average heart rate. What you’re hearing is the sound of your blood pumping, which you aren’t normally aware of. This picture tricks your mind into making yourself aware of your heart rate, so you hear it.
i will never stop being freaked out by this
holy shit tits
WHat tH E FUCk
why are they telephone poles
my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete
first things first i’m
lucas better keep his little mouth shut
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons